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Parking Lot Sweater

Posted 2011-07-25 06:39:00 | Views: 17,118

Photoshop or Real Shirt?

I stumbled across this really cool shirt. But, I'm not sure if it's from a brand or simply a designer just messing with a sweater on his labtop. What do you think? This is really interesting and a total eye fucker.

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Will Blog for Art

Posted 2011-07-22 15:38:08 | Views: 13,644

White Girl Problems

Posted 2011-07-22 14:15:22 | Views: 38,406

LOL.


Black Girl Problems

Posted 2011-07-22 13:43:37 | Views: 25,451

The Mona Lisa Unwrapped

Posted 2011-07-22 09:14:48 | Views: 14,638

Modest Size of a Masterpiece

As the saying goes, "great things come in small packages." This photo shows that some of the greatest works in the history of art are actually pretty small. It isn't about the size folks. Even though we live in a society pressed on "BIGGIE" eveything, the things that truely last are the things done with love, care and devotion, no matter the size!

  

Amazing photo of the Mona Lisa being unwrapped.


I Love Librarians

Posted 2011-07-22 07:26:53 | Views: 14,189

<3

Because we all love someone who tells us to shut up when we talk too loud.


Dogs Love Company

Posted 2011-07-21 00:24:11 | Views: 14,881

Dogs love company. They place it first in their short list of needs. -J.R. Ackerley

  


Private Eyes are Watching You

Posted 2011-07-20 17:54:58 | Views: 22,379

Private

Eyes

are watching you...

This creepy message was inspired by our creepy friends at


Ken Jeong in GQ

Posted 2011-07-19 18:52:09 | Views: 13,524

 (and Ken Jeong)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When you and your bodacious girlfriend (who, if you're lucky, looks like Kate Upton) jet off for a summer romp, pack a bag full of slimmed-down cords—and not much else. You'll look sexy, and she'll keep those starry eyes locked on you—even if you get photo-bombed by funnyman Ken Jeong

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

On him: Cords, $80 by Club Monaco. Sweater, $140 by Tommy Hilfiger. Watch by Smart Turnout. Necklace by Gregg Wolf.

On her: Bikini by Burberry Brit.

On Jeong: Trench coat, $1,695 by Burberry London. Swim trunks, $36 by American Apparel. Shoes, $69 by G.H. Bass & Co.

 

 

 

 

 

 

You Just Got Bombed
Ken Jeong is a real-life physician,

but you know him as the coked-out

guy in The Hangover Part II.

Cords, $195 by Burberry brit. Necklace by Gregg Wolf. Sneakers by Adidas.

Briefs and bra by Stella McCartney.

Just the Two of Us

  

 

 

 

 

 

   

      

Photographs by Peggy Sirota

Via: GQ


Strawberry Mojito Ingredients

Posted 2011-07-19 13:54:46 | Views: 13,114

Strawberry

Mojito

   

 

Ingredients: 1.5 ounces of simple syrup. 3 fresh strawberries 5 fresh spearmint sprigs. Soda water. 1/2 lime. 2 ounces of light rum.

Directions


1. In a chilled glass, muddle the simple syrup, strawberries and mint leaves together with the back of a spoon or muddler. Crush the strawberries and mint leaves well.
2. Squeeze the juice from the lime into the glass, add the rum and stir well. Fill glass with ice and top off with soda water.
3. Garnish with mint sprigs or strawberry slices. Makes 1 drink.

Enjoy!


One Way To Piss Me Off

Posted 2011-07-18 14:18:12 | Views: 12,999

#1waytopissmeoff

 

by telling me you will pick me up from the bus stop and that your 5 minutes away. But you still didn't leave your house yet.


See Beauty in Everything

Posted 2011-07-18 13:50:37 | Views: 27,019

I know it can be 

hard, but try it.


Where is your Heart?

Posted 2011-07-18 13:35:10 | Views: 16,120

Steel Corset from the 16th Century

Posted 2011-07-18 12:41:56 | Views: 17,030

Reason 522,000


of Why to Admire Women

Check out this brutal Corset from the mid-16th century. Men still have it easier then women but there is no denying women of present day life have it way better then the women of Italy back then, or of any woman living at that time. This steel corset is housed at the Museo Stibbert in Florence.

"Steel Corset"


The Passengers’ Airplane Behavior Bill of Rights

Posted 2011-07-18 11:16:24 | Views: 18,093

Article I: The right to remove shoes


Passengers shall be allowed to remove shoes from their feet, but only if the aforementioned feet don’t stink or present health risks to other passengers. The right of the passenger to go to the lavatory without shoes shall not be infringed, as it is really your own business should you want to stand in the urine of others.

 

Article II: Freedom from unreasonable aromatic assault


No passenger shall, in the time of flight, be subjected to unreasonable aromas, be it from powerful perfume, foods redolent of onion, or other fragrance wholly unnecessary whilst on an airplane.

The Passengers’ Airplane

Behavior Bill of Rights

Article III: The right to reasonable light


All passengers shall be allowed the right to use their own overhead light to read when the cabin lights are turned off, as that is its intended use. No passenger shall be unwillingly bothered by the thoughtless opening of window shades during this period; window seat passengers are not delegated the power to blind their fellow passengers.

 

Article IV: The article of reclension


A well-justified act of reclining one’s seat shall not be prohibited at all times, apart from meal time and other times specified by the flight crew. All instances of reclension shall be preceded by a rearward glance so as not to unwittingly crush the patellas or portable electronic devices of the affected passenger.

 

Lonely Planet made a survey and from the results they made these airplane bill of rights.