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I know that feel, bro. (lol)

Posted 2012-08-28 12:59:52 | Views: 15,178

Why Iron Man is the Shit

Posted 2012-08-23 16:27:59 | Views: 16,406

Phonekerchief: My Phone Is Off For You

Posted 2012-08-22 12:01:15 | Views: 15,635

Keep It Classy

Send the right signal by giving dinner partners your undivided attention with this innovative, service-blocking hanky made with silver fibers that effectively block incoming calls and texts. "My phone is off for you," says it all, so you can, too. Cut, sewn, and printed in the USA of fabric made in China. 55% silver, 45% nylon. Phonekerchief fabric is silver-grey in color.

  • em ID: 20138
  • Materials: nylon, silver
  • 10.5" L x 10.5" W
  • Hand wash only. No bleach. 120-140 C iron. Hang dry (flat).

Check it out at Uncommon Goods.

 

 

 

   

 

 

 

 

 


'The Simpsons' Stamps Don't Sell

Posted 2012-08-22 11:43:26 | Views: 15,596

As Homer would say, “D’oh!” In a move that wasted $1.2 million in printing costs, the service produced 1 billion of “The Simpsons” stamps and sold 318 million.

 

The Postal Service inspector general in a report singled out the overproduction of stamps marking the 20th anniversary of the cartoon’s run on News Corp.’s Fox network as an example of failing to align stamp production with demand.

 

“If the Postal Service can’t address a simple matter such as determining how many commemorative stamps to produce, it shows they can’t address the larger problems,” Tom Schatz, president of Citizens Against Government Waste, said. “Unfortunately, even a small item can create larger problems.”

 

The Postal Service earlier this month said it posted a loss of $5.2 billion in its third quarter and may lose $15 billion in the year ending Sept. 30. It has asked for Congress’s help in cutting costs by eliminating a requirement to pre-pay for future retirees’ health care and letting it stop Saturday mail delivery.

 

The service could save $2 million annually by ending overproduction of stamps that, like the Simpsons run, end up being destroyed when they don’t sell, the inspector general said.

Mark Saunders, a Postal Service spokesman, declined to comment on the report or why the service produced so many Simpson stamps. “They want the response to the IG to speak for itself,” he said in an interview.

“Unfortunately, even a small item can create larger problems.”

POSTAL SERVICE CAN'T SELL

STAMPS OF 'THE SIMPSONS'

As reported by Bloomberg, Post Office stuck with 682 Million Simpsons stamps it can not sell. D'ohhh!!!

via: SFGate


Try Hard Every Day

Posted 2012-08-20 23:31:32 | Views: 14,697

String Cheese: What Makes It Stringy?

Posted 2012-08-20 23:25:40 | Views: 14,079

String cheese is one of those snack foods that kids go nuts for; and parents love it for its convenience. It's easy to pack in a lunch and is almost impossible to make a mess out of. And because of this, we don't really think twice about this snack food at all. But, maybe we should. If there's any food that should be questioned, you'd think that a string-able cheese would be high on the list. It's a cheese that can do what no other cheese does: it breaks into string-like strands.

 

But why is string cheese stringy? Has it undergone some insane, and really-bad-for-you process? Is it pumped full of chemicals we can't pronounce that may or may not have side effects? We wanted to squash our curiosity, and so we looked into it. And we found that there's nothing scary behind string cheese -- it's just all about the processing.

String cheese is just mozzarella cheese that has been heated to 140 degrees. At this temperature the cheese becomes very stretchy and the milk proteins move around and line up together in a row. It's this alignment that makes string cheese so stringy! And that's all there is to it. No strange processing. No toxic chemicals. Just the realigning of milk proteins.

 

Despite the fact that this cheese is string-able, some people still choose to not pull it apart.

WHAT MAKES STRING CHEESE 

SO STRINGY?


How To Make A Good Zombie Comic

Posted 2012-08-20 21:32:41 | Views: 15,000

 


#1) Stop Trying To Imitate Ben Templesmith

Just stop it. Yes, I understand that Templesmith doesn’t seem bound by the chains of anatomy or staying within proper ink lines, which is appealing to artists of limited talent, but that was a conscious choice on Templesmith’s part for 30 Days of Night. He doesn’t always draw like that. He can draw other things. In the decade since that book came out, he’s done so. Templesmith was just riffing on Brian Froud anyway, for God’s sake.

 

It’s getting to the point where horror comics in general and zombie comics in particular have a canned, cliched art style not unlike the Jim Lee look you find in way too many superhero books to this day. It’s getting to the point where a book like Revival can have an art style that’s way too Jim Lee-esque and I’m happy to see it because at least it’s not another Templesmith knock-off.

 

#2) Don’t Just Recycle The Same Goddamn Romero Plot

The best current example of this is the superb Vertigo series The New Deadwardians. It’s basically a Masterpiece Theater murder mystery with more vampires and ugly death, but what makes it work is that Dan Abnett makes zombies a key element of the setting without having a bunch of survivors holed up in the Tower of London arguing over who’s better at ruling over the ashes of the human race.

 

Dan Abnett has instead turned zombies into a commentary on English class structures, but that’s just the setting for a curious and involving story. Half the time the zombies aren’t important…but they’re always there.

In other words, stop trying to rip off Kirkman.

 

#3) If You Have One Unique Idea, Go With That and Ditch the Cliches

Deadworld: War of the Dead, just released, is a great example of what could have been. Most of the book is essentially a litany of cliches: chick with a katana, dude with long coat wandering post-apocalyptic world, survivors holed up in some military facility that was formerly the site of awful crimes. I’m aware that this is building on a book that’s been publishing sporadically since 1986 but cliches are cliches.

HOW TO MAKE A "ZOMBIE" COMIC WORTH READING

5 STEPS TO MAKE IT HAPPEN. 

The most frustrating things about zombie comics, right now, is that there are just too damn many of them and far too damn many of those have the potential to actually be good and fail.

 

Via: Uproxx


Always Remember - Be Nice!

Posted 2012-08-20 18:04:42 | Views: 13,386

Planetary Alignment (2012)

Posted 2012-08-20 16:45:14 | Views: 143,338

PLANETARY ALIGNMENT WITH THE GIZA 

 

 

 

 

     

 

 

 

 

 

     

 

 

    

PYRAMIDS, IT ONLY HAPPENS ONCE IN 2,737 YEARS. 


Tom Cruise Will Miss Tony Scott

Posted 2012-08-20 13:48:55 | Views: 18,717

"Tony was my dear friend and I will really miss him. He was a creative visionary whose mark on film is immeasurable," My deepest sorrow and thoughts are with his family at this time."

Tom Cruise on the passing of his friend Tony Scott

source: LA Times


God's Art

Posted 2012-08-16 21:06:26 | Views: 16,708

I Prefer Sexy...

Posted 2012-08-16 15:41:58 | Views: 16,219

Time Always Wins.

Posted 2012-08-16 14:17:30 | Views: 16,203

Image:Hannes Beer

 

 

 


Adam West Net Worth: 30 Million

Posted 2012-08-15 14:26:34 | Views: 16,247

Adam West is an American actor; he has a net worth of $30 million. Adam West has built his net worth from acting roles such as Batman 1960’s series, and a movie also named Batman. Born in Seattle, Washington, West has also appeared in well-known movies like The Young Philadelphians, and Robinson Crusoe on Mars. Today he is doing voice work on The Fairly OddParents and Family Guy, animated series for children.

ADAM WEST: NET WORTH 30 MILLION BITCH!


Silly Vintage Ads Are the Best!

Posted 2012-08-15 12:22:54 | Views: 18,099