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Chuck Norris gets an Award

Posted 2011-05-31 21:04:02 | Views: 13,956

Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public.


Paper Party Hang Over!

Posted 2011-05-31 19:57:39 | Views: 17,152

PAPER PARTY HANG OVER!

Who knew you could party like this with stringy colored paper? These are really fun and the paper bodies are on point!

   


An Important Message from Smokey the Bear

Posted 2011-05-31 15:57:19 | Views: 13,406

Miami Beach Police Shoot Up Car (Gangster Style)

Posted 2011-05-31 09:17:38 | Views: 14,326

Miami Beach Police Shoot Up Car

A police chase and firefight on the streets of South Beach Monday morning ended with officers shooting into a car on Collins Avenue and killing the driver, bringing a bloody conclusion to Miami Beach’s annual Memorial Day weekend parties.


By 5:30 a.m., police were investigating two officer-involved shootings. One alleged gunman was dead, four bystanders were wounded — possibly by police gunfire — and three officers were being treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center with injuries that were not life-threatening. None has been named by police.

 

Club and bar hoppers in town for the massively popular Urban Beach Week scattered and screamed as gunshots followed after the weaving car. Some on the relatively empty stretch of Collins Avenue jumped behind cars or into bushes as shots grew closer and louder.

 

Hundreds of officers shut down the heart of South Beach.

 

“This incident really mars us,” said Mayor Matti Herrera Bower.

 

Police Chief Carlos Noriega said the weekend’s relative peace was shattered just before 4 a.m. when a driver struck an officer with his car near Collins Avenue and 16th Street. Noriega said the officer was not from Miami Beach, but an employee of one of many departments who help police South Beach’s Urban Beach Week crowds, which come for hip-hop shows and private parties and can grow to be several hundred thousand strong.

Miami Beach PD shot up a car and killed the crazy guy inside that was shooting at them. Typical Memorial Day (Urban Weekend) in sunny South Beach.

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

View this amazing footage caught by...what sounds to be a local.


Elvis Presley Jewish

Posted 2011-05-31 08:39:08 | Views: 21,815

Was The King...Jewish?

In 1998, The Wall Street Journal published an article titled, "All Shook Up in the Holy Land" exposing Elvis Presley's unlikely Jewish lineage. Apparently, Elvis' maternal great-great grandmother, Nancy Burdine, was a Jew. Her daughter gave birth to Doll Mansell who gave birth to Gladys Smith who gave birth to Elvis. Although it sounds improbable, according to Jewish law, which confers Jewish lineage by way of the mother, that makes Elvis Presley Jewish.

 

Furthermore, this fact was something that Elvis was apparently aware of and even sensitive to. For example, there is a famous picture of Elvis performing in Salt Lake City in 1972 wearing a Jewish "chai" symbol, and when Elvis' mother Gladys died in 1959 he made sure to put a Jewish Star of David on her headstone. But even if Elvis may have been technically Jewish, and was even aware of his background, he was not at all observant.

Apparently Elvis was Jewish by his great great grandma.


Jim Lambie - Colored Tape Installations

Posted 2011-05-31 07:05:56 | Views: 14,250

Since 1999, the Glasgow-based artist Jim Lambie (1964) has used glossy tape in varying colors to build floor installations such as Touch Zobop (2003). The vinyl tape, an everyday material applied in continuous lines, has a capacity to transform the dynamics of space, changing a quiet gallery space into an energetic and emotional space of sensory pleasure. Lambie creates a rhythm that vibrates and pulsates, and even confuses and disorients the spectator.

 

According to Lambie:

“For me something like Zobop, the floor piece, it is creating so many edges that they all dissolve. Is the room expanding or contracting? … Covering an object somehow evaporates the hard edge off the thing, and pulls you towards more of a dreamscape.”


Lambie has a musical background. Like music, his art fills its surroundings and transforms the environment. As Lambie says, “You put a record on and it’s like all the edges disappear. You’re in a psychological space. You don’t sit there thinking about the music, you’re listening to the music. You’re inside that space that the music’s making for you.”

JIM LAMBIE

      

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   

James "Jim" Lambie (born 1964 in Glasgow, Scotland) is a contemporary visual artist, and was shortlisted for the 2005 Turner Prize with an installation called Mental Oyster.

   


Americana Epic Photo Moment!

Posted 2011-05-29 19:57:02 | Views: 35,749

Epic Photo Moment.

     

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


The Dark Arts of Fashion?

Posted 2011-05-29 19:48:11 | Views: 23,374

The Dark Arts of Fashion?


Star Wars Carved Crayolas

Posted 2011-05-29 19:36:50 | Views: 19,945

Steve Thompson has combined two of my favorite things, Star Wars and spending rainy Sunday afternoons coloring in. Thompson has carved some favorite characters including Darth Vader, Chewbacca, C3PO, and a StormTrooper out of the tips of Crayola crayons.

Star Wars Carved Crayolas


Palla's Kaleidoscopic Images of Japanese Cityscapes

Posted 2011-05-29 18:58:26 | Views: 17,142

 

You are seeing triple, but it's not from the drugs. These kaleidoscopic images were created by Japanese architect and photographer Kazuhiko Kawahara (moonlighting under the name Palla). In 2002, Palla began digitally manipulating urban snapshots and posting them on his blog, Pallalink.net. This led to a little ad hoc crowdsourcing: Site visitors left remarks and suggestions that Palla channeled into his art. "Thanks to everyone's comments," he says, "the quality of my work has gotten better." (It's a two-way street: Earlier this year Palla donated The Unfold Cityscape, above, to the open source movie collective a Swarm of Angels.)

Palla's Kaleidoscopic Images of Japanese Cityscapes

Via: Wired


Johnny Depp as a Kid.

Posted 2011-05-29 18:08:50 | Views: 22,432

 

Johnny's family moved frequently during his childhood, and he and his siblings lived in more than 20 different locations, settling in Miramar, Florida, in 1970.

 

In 1978, Depp's parents divorced. He engaged in self-harm as a child, due to the stress of dealing with family problems. He has seven or eight self-inflicted scars.

 

In a 1993 interview, he explained his self-injury by saying, "My body is a journal in a way. It's like what sailors used to do, where every tattoo  meant something, a specific time in your life when you make a mark on yourself, whether you do it yourself with a knife or with a professional tattoo artist"

DEPP IN TRANSITION

Via: Wiki


Ian Curtis - Joy Division. Digital

Posted 2011-05-26 21:59:51 | Views: 18,627

I see you fade away.
Don't ever fade away.
I need you here today.
Don't ever fade away.
Don't ever fade away.
Don't ever fade away.

Joy Division


3 Reasons Why Harrison Ford Will Always be Cool.

Posted 2011-05-26 19:16:14 | Views: 16,267

Too Cool Jones

3 Reasons Why Harrison Ford will always be cool.

1. Star Wars

 

2. American Graffiti

 

3. Indiana Jones

 

 

Duh!

      

   


Cloud Playhouse! - Dietrich Wegner

Posted 2011-05-26 13:34:39 | Views: 21,300

At first glance, this happy-go-lucky playhouse could look like any child's dream. But then, the shape reminds us of a mushroom cloud and we're left feeling a little uneasy...


"I make my statement from confusion with what I see around me. I want to make images that help me think around my world, so I can, in the end, know what I see a little better. I hope my work helps people think about our collective fears, our innocence and the decisions we make to be safe. My hope is that we climb above our terror enough to think about the reality and consequences of our actions."

When asked what kind of reaction Playhouse has received, here's what Wegner said. "Unfortunately, at least judging from blog reactions to Playhouse , people just seem to think it is cool fun and cozy and I am not sure internet viewers get farther than that."


"In Playhouse, I combine an atomic bomb’s mushroom cloud, with one of the safest places one can go, their childhood playhouse," artist Dietrich Wegner tells us. "The playhouse is a place of escape, imagination, and comfort. Often we have used bombs to preserve our playhouse, causing us to be stuck in limbo, between comfort and fear. I question how mindful we are of the consequences of our actions. I search for images that articulate the confusion between the intentions, outcomes and ideals of my nation, while focusing on the spaces between beauty, fantasy, and reality.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

     

CLOUD PLAYHOUSE

Dietrich Wegner

     

  


King Kong Loves NYC Too.

Posted 2011-05-25 12:18:31 | Views: 13,275

Even King Kong Loves NYC.

Source: Yay Everyday