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Kim Kardashian wears Kanye West Ear Rings

Posted 2012-04-23 14:57:51 | Views: 14,658

It's official .. Kim Kardashian's earlobes are fully committed to Kanye West. 

Kim arrived at LAX this weekend sporting 2 yellow gold and diamond earrings in each one of her ears -- a K and a W -- which obviously stand for Kanye West. 

The two have only been dating for a few weeks ... but it seems they're moving pretty fast. They've already been on multiple dates, had ice cream together and Kanye even wrote a rap song dissing Kim's ex. 

Attention Addict: 

Kim Kardashian Sporting Kanye West Ear Rings. Really? Are we 14 years old all over again? 

KARDASHIAN 

LOVES KANYE  

Via: TMZ

VIA EAR RINGS

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

       

 

       


Zombie Whore

Posted 2012-04-23 13:46:27 | Views: 13,695

Attitude Problem? Who? Me?

Posted 2012-04-18 20:27:04 | Views: 16,797

8 Foods You Didn't Know Contained Meat

Posted 2012-04-18 15:24:24 | Views: 20,547

Some Foods You Didn't Know Contain 

MEAT!

Barbecue Baked Lays 

 

America's favorite chip contains "natural flavors" that include chicken. 

Minute Maid Juices

 

Minute Maid's fortified juice line contains Vitamin D. Awesome, right? Except that the vitamin D is derived from lanolin which is an oil secreted by sheep? Bah!! WTF!

Velveeta

 

We're back on the rennet train. Kraft has confirmed that many of their products contains animal enzymes (calf stomachs). Yum

 

                             Guiness

 

Isinglass, a product using in the clarification process for many ales (including Guinness), is made of fish' swim bladders. Though Guinness says that very little isinglass remains in the finished product, it still could have some traces. Nice! 

                     Smarties 

 

The purple smarties are dyed using carmine, which is taken from cochineals (beetle-like insects). Also look out for Red 4 - that's carmines, too. All for the love of colorful little treats huh? 

                       Worcestershire Sauce 

 

There's always been something suspect about this sauce though...just saying. This zesty sauce contains anchovies. I knew it! 

Parmesan Cheese

 

Really? Parmesan cheese requires rennet in the curdling process. The only problem? Rennet is made of stomaches of newborn calves. Fuck You! 

Altoids

 

These mints contain gelatin made from the collagen inside animal's skin and bones. Rock on! 

I eat meat, but I have plenty of friends and family that don't. Eating just got a little bit more diffcult. Check this out. 

image: Matthew Lush 

 

 


Dick Clark - Rest in Peace

Posted 2012-04-18 14:37:51 | Views: 13,423

"Music is the soundtrack 

  

 

    

to your life"

   

 

      

Dick Clark (Rest in Peace) 

November 30, 1929 – April 18, 2012


Jets Chasing UFO in Somerset

Posted 2012-04-16 18:31:08 | Views: 14,232


 

The scrambled warplanes were seen intercepting a mystery object hovering over Somerset. Dad-of-three Richard Bird, 38, told how the supersonic jets probed the “strange sock-shaped” entity above his garden in Bath.He said: “They were having a really good look.”

 

Fellow local Sean Whyte described the UFO as “white and rocket-shaped”. Another witness said: “The jets kept circling it. It was very strange.” The Met Office last night said in the wake of the Typhoons being scrambled on Thursday that the object was NOT a weather balloon.

 

The racket as the jets smashed the sound barrier sparked 999 calls across Somerset, Wiltshire, Oxfordshire, Warwickshire and the West Midlands.


Defence chiefs said the red alert was caused by a civilian helicopter issuing a hijack mayday by mistake. An MoD spokesman insisted after the planes returned to RAF Coningsby, Lincs: “Crews did not report any UFOs.”

Keep reading this article

 

CHASING A UFO!

 

 

 

 

   

 

 

 “The jets kept circling it. It was very strange.”

TWO RAF Typhoon jets that rocked five counties with their sonic boom were at the centre of a UFO riddle last night.

   REAL OR FAKE?

Source: The Sun 


Hate Your Negative Shit!

Posted 2012-04-09 21:08:02 | Views: 16,145

Keep Shit Simple

Posted 2012-04-09 20:56:12 | Views: 14,838

Blind Date Gets Robbed In New York

Posted 2012-04-09 20:33:37 | Views: 13,571

A woman who went looking for love ended up looking for a missing wallet and iPhone after a bad blind date.

 

It happened at a Lower East Side bar on Friday, March 9, 2012.The New York City Police Department says the 50-year-old woman went on a date with the man after meeting him on the internet.

 

They say after leaving him at the subway station at 2nd Ave. and E. Houston St., the woman noticed that her wallet and iPhone were missing.

 

The sticky-fingered Casanova was described as a black man, 25-30 years old, 6'1" and approximately 165 pounds. The victim says the man had corn rows.

Police released a photo of the suspect in hopes that someone can identify him, and supply his real name.  He told his date his name was Hayden.



GO ON A BLIND DATE

GET ROBBED!

It gets lonely in the big city. So lonely and busy that women and men are starting to flock over to dating sites in droves. It's hard out there, last thing you want is to get robbed from your blind date. Crazy! Story is from MyFoxNY.com


Children Writing Letters

Posted 2012-04-09 19:22:21 | Views: 21,991

Funny Little Kid

LETTERS

Ha, these are so funny they almost have to be fake. Okay, that or I just haven't had kids yet so I don't know the extremely hilarious and borderline threatening letters children can write. Here are a small group of funny letters kids wrote to their parents and relatives.   

Some Good Ones:

 

Dear tooth fairy,

I lost my tooth on 23rd of October. Now it is Nov 12. I lost my tooth in pizza. I lost both today. You owe me $1.00. Not to be hard but I need money.

Annisa

 

And:

 

Never put nature aside for ‘telivision’. You burned my feelings today. And I am warning you never to do what you did today again.


Embrace Every Opportunity

Posted 2012-04-09 14:12:24 | Views: 13,299

You don't wait for an opportunity, you make it. 


Paintings Inspired by Garbage Pail Kids (Luis Diaz)

Posted 2012-04-09 13:42:44 | Views: 14,487

Luis Diaz has worked as an illustrator and graphic designer for TV, web, print and interactive for over 10 years.  Some clients include IDW Publishing, Devils Due, The Topps Company, Univision Network, FanTapper, Bang Productions, Miami New Times, New York City's The Village Voice, Education Weekly and the World Wrestling Entertainment.  His work has been seen in Corel Painter Magazine,BLUECANVAS,  Ballistic's Exposé and Spectrum Fantastic Art Annuals.  Diaz also created over 40 paintings for the new Garbage Pail Kids and Wacky Packages. He was named one of 'Six Artist You Need To Know' by CITY LINK Magazine in 2008 and named 'Artist of the Month' by ImagineFX Magazine (Issue 56).  Diaz is a graduate from The Maryland Institute, College of Art.  He shares his studio with artist Liza Sylvestre.

LUIS

DIAZ

Meet


Truth About Math

Posted 2012-04-09 13:08:22 | Views: 13,431

Even Andy Warhol Was Rejected

Posted 2012-04-06 15:59:52 | Views: 13,690

"Those who reject you today could be regretting their decision tomorrow…What you do after you fall down determines all."

  REJECTION!


   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   

Remember, rejection is one of the greatest things to make you perfect all you do. It makes you strong and everyone great has been rejectioned more times then they could count, that's what made them great...they did not give up. 

          Inspiration Post of the Day

Something Else To Remember....


Don't Say What You Don't Mean

Posted 2012-04-06 07:04:21 | Views: 17,066