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Carolyn Hax: Suspicious Big Sis
Dear Carolyn:
My older sister is acting very strange. She is always gone to her friends house. I think she is infected. I like her, I just don’t want her gone. She is always going to her friends house late at night. I looked out my window and saw her walking out past curfew. What should I do? Should I tell my aunt, tell the authorities or not say anything?
~Confused Sis (Grace)
Dear Confused Sis:
I see what you are dealing with, this is not the first time this has happen. Your sister is doing something but you don't know. What if she is going to her friends, you don't want to harm her or tun her in for no reason. I would talk to her. If you see it again tell you aunt ~ Carolyn Hax
Get Hooked on Delirium
The award winning book, Delirium, is now a major motion picture. This fast paced love story will leave you wanting more. Lena Haloway is just a normally girl to everyone. She obeys the rules and does everything right. But that all changed when she failed her evaluation. She has met Alex Sheathes and is madly in love. Find out what happens next see the movie in theaters now! Link to trailer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j51FvUbid_w Staring:
Emma Roberts Josh Hutcherson Chloe Mortez
As Lena Haloway As Alex Sheaths As Hana Tate
Are They Real?
We have all heard about the "Invalids" and how they live in a place called the "Wilds". We have evidence that this place may be real. We have had multiple sightings of people running to and over the fence to escape our beloved home. One day Billy Walker and Joe Walker were playing truth or dare. Joe dared Billy to touch the electrified fence, or so they think. Joe touched the fence and said," I is not hurting it is not turned on." Maybe the Wilds are real. Maybe crazy lovers have escaped to be with each other. The infected are among us!!!
Be Safe Stay Protected!
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