"I can't do the same thing every night, the same gestures... it's like putting on dirty panties every day."
--Brigitte Bardot
....as soon I beat Mel Gibson's ass on film, I'll be bigger then, I'll be bigger than Will Smith's son (Jaden Smith)
- Tracy Morgan
Political Ads
To Sell Storage Units?
Haha, I usually don't like talking politics and I don't like it shoved down my throat when I'm on the subway. But, this did make me chuckle. I first saw this on a huge billboard in Soho.
The ads are usually plastered all over the subways. I have seen others that I think are in poor taste considering what they are selling, but whatever. I don't give a shit either way. I don't like Rick Perry so I did find it funny. I'm not sure I quite understand this ad in the subway, but I take it to be less than positive about the governor of Texas. A curious way to advertise storage units, don't you think?
Via: Patheos
Flick Week
Hey, so yeah...these are pictures I collected over the weekend. They are my favorites and as always I want to share them with you...because...in the bottom of my heart, I hate you. <3
Fabulous lips are your best defense. Wonder Woman comes to the rescue with four lipsticks—each one selected to empower your looks. Signature packaging includes a glossy red/blue/yellow lipstick shell with Wonder Woman/M·A·C logo and comic book-style outer carton.
Via: Nordstrom
Give me doggy treats or I'm gonna shit on your favorite chair.
- Lil Boss
X-Men as The Hangover ? LOL
Halloween Classics
Doesn't get any cooler then this. 1964 Ben Cooper Herman Munster Halloween costume. I know what I wanna be for Oct 31st
Super Plastic
Surgery
A man in the Philippines has had multiple cosmetic surgeries in order to look like Superman.
Reporter Marie Lozano of Bandila news Tweeted this picture earlier as a teaser to her upcoming story:
With the translating help of the lovely Maureen F. from our doctor advisory team, we’ve been able to suss out some of the details of this story. We’ll continue to update as we understand more.
According to the report, Superman wannabe Herbert Chavez, 35, has been going under the knife since 1995 to achieve his heroic appearance. So far he’s had:
Confirmed:
Speculated (just look at the before and after!)
In the segment, a psychiatrist (who has not treated Chavez) suggests he has Body Dysmorphic Disorder, meaning he's obsessed with making cosmetic changes to his body.
Chavez is said to be a pageant trainer -- though we’re not sure exactly what that means. Our best guess is beauty pageants -- he does seem to have a thing about perfect looks. He's also obsessed with all things Superman, as further evidenced by the memorabilia in and outside of his house.
It’s not too uncommon for plastic surgery patients to request celeb faces or features. But asking to look like a fictional character is different story. However there are real actors who’ve portrayed Superman, and Chavez’s look seems to be an amalgamation of a few of them.
Extreme plastic surgery like this has always been controversial. Based on this photo, do you think Chavez took plastic surgery too far in his attempt to look like his fictional hero?
Via: Real Life Blog
MyFavs
Here are my favorite pictures I collected over the weekend, bored at home. Why make a bunch of posts...let me just share my favs with you! Enjoy.
ANGERY BIRDS: ANGER MANAGEMENT
LOL
(Daily Mail) — Wow, talk about racist! Is Obama abandoning his bid for a second term in the White House and is giving Colonel Sanders a run for his money by opening a chain of fried chicken joints? Now that’s change you can’t really believe in.But in Beijing, China, a restaurant is actually calling itself OFC with a logo that looks alarmingly like the President dressed in the colonel’s clothes.The catchphrase underneath, apparently says ‘We’re so cool, aren’t we?’ The Obama Fried Chicken could be a response to the U.S. filing a complaint with the World Trade Organization about Chinese tariffs on American chicken exports. . . .Keep reading. . .
Fried Chicken Fast Food Joint Uses Obama as Mascot?
WTF?
Health
TIP!
If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport - you'll get a free x-ray and a breast exam, and; if you mention Al Qaeda, you'll get a free colonoscopy.