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Table of ContentsScarlett Johansson photographed by Inez and Vinoodh for V Magazine #65
HORROR BARBECUE
I like horror, classic, brand new, grindhouse horror and goth chicks and pin up girls. yeah!@openzine
I guess they didn't
carve em' back then.
Halloween Vintage Mask
- Vampire Bat Woman
Damn, Halloween is getting closer and closer and as always I love checking out the vintage masks. I am tired of people dressed up like some reality TV idiot or a hooker. Don't get me wrong, I like to see women dress up sexy...but at the same time...why can't I see a woman dress up as a sexy zombie for once?
BABES
Gotta love pretty girls with some tattoos and some with not. This is a toast to pretty women everywhere!
...and I know most women don't like to be called babes...but that's why I titled this post that. Because, I love to get women angery. Makes them more sexy...and some women can lie...but most of them like to be angry toward a man. It shows he's not a wimp and will say whatever is on his mind. Women love that.
So, I don't ever have to say sorry unless I did something truly wrong. Women are wonderful because if you are sincere and always ask for forgiveness...if your not a complete asshole a woman will give you another chance. Unlike men...it's not all about looks to women. A fat guy can get a beautiful and smart woman....based on his confidence and pushing to be a better man. I'm not talking about gold digging women or evil women. I'm talking about the creative, smart and caring women that most men look for.
Don't ever think the good women aren't out there. Believe that they are there. If you had shitty wine all of your life...that doesn't mean theres a cellar with some great wine right under your nose. Guys might complain that women have issues and can never make up their minds. Some of that might be true...but we can love them for their imperfections as we hope they love us for ours. So, this is a toast to the mysterious beings with long hair and curves....we toast to you for being different from us and for being the makers of life....and making life more interesting and enjoyable for men.
Hallo
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1961
Herman Cain Sings John Lennon
Sort of...
Back in 1991 Mr. Cain was CEO of Godfathers Pizza. The video below just hit viral status on the internet. While you think Cain will start singing a gospel song...he goes for Lennon instead. Well...sort of...if you throw some Lennons on your pizza.
1980's Halloween...
where your mom draws a spider that looks like a cockroach for your Spider Man costume.
Via: DefytheGray
Show Me Your Friends, And I'll Tell You Who You Are
Never put up with a bitchy date.
- The Nice Guy Committee
Whoa, Skull Ring!
Big fat ring with skulls, that's hot!
Imagine proposing to your girl with a ring like that. I love this. I want my bride to wear all black..dance to Black Sabbath and our honeymoon to be in Transilvania. We will name our kids Vampira and Lucifer.
The great blessing of mankind are within us and within our reach; but we shut our eyes, and like people in the dark, we fall foul upon the very thing we search for, without finding it.
- Seneca (7 B.C - 65 A.D.)
