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ONLY A FEW TEENAGERS ESCAPED UNHARMED FROM THE RAID THE CRASHED THEIR HARMLESS PARTY!

On Saturday, July 4th, several teenagers were having harmless fun in an abandoned house. They were listening to music and simply dancing with each other! No one was hurt, or getting hurt until the horrid regulators showed up.

An anonymous eyewitnesses says that it was the most nerve wrecking situation they had ever been in. "The regulators came storming in loudly and they immediately let the vicious dogs out on us. They didn't give us any time to react, so we simply ran," the eyewitness began saying. "They began to hit us with sticks and some people even blacked out. I am thankful that I was able the escape to the Wilds." The eyewitness also explained how they were lucky enough to only escape with a hurt leg.

Many people didn't escape the horrible raid, and who know what might happen, or what might be happening to them. The regulators are truly terrible, but everyone seems to be brainwashed. Situations such as this should show the people the cruelality of them, but for many it's too late. For years regulators have tortured innocent people, but it's about time that changes.

I hope and pray that everyone who escaped that house in the night of the raid are okay, but more importantly I hope that the ones who didn't escape are okay. We need people to stand up and make a difference so that these things will never happen again.

INVALID

TIMES

The newspaper to heal your sickly lives.

July 10th, 2036

Delirium Movie Review

In "Delirium", there's a world of disease, and that disease is love; also, the government controls everyone. Lena, the main character, falls in love and starts acting rebellious, just like every other teenager in a movie these days. I honestly find the movie to be too predictable, and the whole set up is exactly like many dystopian movies like "The Hunger Games", or "divergent", This movie has teenagers falling in love, fighting for their love, and fighting for their freedom. Cliche much?

Alex, the teenage boy whom Lena falls for, is probably the most predictable character in the book. He seems to do only one thing wrong, and that's lie to Lena. Then of course, she forgives him the next time she sees him.Situations like this don't just happen in real life, so why in a novel?

The movies actors were just about the only good thing about it. Some of the actors were Maia Mitchell, Shailene Woodley, Willow Shields, and even more.I just feel bad that they had to act in a movie like this.

All movies have the same contributions these days. I'm just waiting for a movie with something different than the rest of the world. This movie just isn't making the cut.

Advice Column

Dear Caroline,

So, there's this girl, and i might be falling in love with her. The problem is, there was a secret that i had been hiding from her since we met. Well....Until now that is. I'm an Invalid

and she isn't, but lets just say she doesn't follow every rule in the rule book

. We went to the beach together and everything was going great until, while we were in the water, I decided to tell her everything. As I was explaining, fear grew in her eyes, then she ran away from me. I understand she is mad, but i need to find a way to make her forgive me.Like i said earlier, i am falling in love with her. What do I do? -Confused Confessor

Dear Confused,

Let me just say you're a complete

and total idiot! You lied to a girl; that's the number one rule on what not to do. If you expect her to forgive you right away... well you're wrong. It's cute and all, saying you're falling in love with her, but it wont be enough. You're going to somehow gain her trust back

, but first, you have to get her to want to be around you. With how bad you messed up, try to save

her life or something. If you cant do that, buy

her flowers

, and mostly, apologize. When you apologize, you have to make it 110% sincere. Say it like you mean it, even if you don't. Getting this girl back

isn't going to be too easy. Hopefully she doesn't forgive your sorry butt too fast either. i literally cannot stress how entirely stupid you are. Well, that's all the advice I have. Hopefully it works

for you, but if it doesn't, just know it's all your fault. -Caroline

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In loving memory of Anabel Halloway.

Anabel was a loving mother with the weight of the world on her shoulders. She lost her husband and tried to stay strong for her daughters, she was one of us, an invalid

. eventually, the stress took a toll on her. she made an impact of many people and will be forever missed.

Anabel Halloway

1991-2036

Delirium Movie Casting

Lena-Maia Mitchell

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on: The Fosters

Alex- Nolan Sotillo

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on: Red Band Society

Hana: Zoe Levin

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