Logan Scarlet Spider

Last night, a major party was broken up at the old building of 37 Brooks. Many teens were there, intermingling, drinking, and listening to terrible sounding music. neighbors complained, and the cops soon showed up. "The music nearly made my eardrums bleed!" replies neighbor to the house, John Sanchez. He immediately called the police, and once the police and regulators arrived, it all broke loose. "what, with teens running in all directions, dogs biting people, and cops and regulators shouting over all of the noise, it was hard to hear myself think! I was trying to see what all was going on, but I couldn't! " Says Sanchez. Witnesses report that not many teens escaped, if any.  As you all know, parties of this stature are highly illegal, and anybody found participating in one of them shall be arrested. The dogs caught most of the teens, and 37 Brooks has been closed off, so that no more people can get inside.

Renowned movie critic Eugene Thompson comments on the new movie Delirium.

"Delirium, a disgusting thing in it's self, and this movie shows the dangers of it. It shows a normal girl, who is nervous about her Evaluation, who lives a fairly normal life. Evaluation day comes, and she messes up, until cows come in and save her from embarrassment, when she sees a boy. She goes on a run with her friend, and sees him again. She can't stop thinking about him, and they end up getting Delirium for each other. They secretly live in the abandoned house at 37 Brooks, and Lena is forced to go to parties with her friend Hana. After a while of concealing their love, they get caught, and the girl is taken to get a procedure. She's broken out, and her and the boy escape to the wilds, where the boy is killed. This movie is a great example of the dangers of Delirium, and what can come of it. 

The casting choices for this movie were phenomenal, and the actors really portray the characters well. 

Cast

Lena- Jennifer Lawrence. She has done past work in the Hunger Games

Alex-Alex Pettyfer. He has done past work in I Am Number Four

Hana- Emma Stone. She has done past work in The Amazing Spider-Man.

Lena's mom- Sally Feild. She has also done past work in The Amazing Spider-Man.

Words of advice from Clark Kent, our editor in chief, and also an evaluator. 

"Dear Clark,

I had been stressing out about my evaluations for weeks, and studied hard. Finally, they came, and I waited my turn, until I was finally able to go. I thought that I was doing pretty good, until some cows started stampeding all over the place! I got on to the table, and started to cry. My evaluations were moved. What the heck were cows doing there! What does this mean for my evaluation? Were the Invalids involved?!

Sincerely, Scared Teen.

Dear Scared, 

Don't worry about it too much!

 The cows were simply a shipping mix up. There was supposed to be a truck of fruits and vegetables for experimenting on. The evaluations will be moved according to time of day, and you have at least another two months before your next one. Do not be alarmed, it will be all right.

 The Invalids do not exist, and you shouldn't be spreading rumors about it to any of your peers. The cows were a mix up, and it has been dealt with. Your evaluation will be moved and all past accounts of the first one have been erased, so that you may have a do over.

 It has all been sorted out, and you should not worry at all. No Invalids were involved, it was a mix up, and the cows have been moved. It will all be fine, and all of your worries should go away soon! Happy evaluating!

Sincerely -Clark Kent.