Wildcat Cult

A Short Survey of Funny Comments by

KANYE WEST

"I'VE DECIDED TO FALL BACK A BIT ON INTERVIEWS IN ORDER TO 'SELL MY ALBUM'. I CAN'T COME UP WITH SOME MAGIC TRICK TO MAKE PEOPLE LIKE ME."

"I WON'T GO INTO A BIG SPIEL ABOUT REINCARNATION, BUT THE FIRST TIME I WAS IN THE GUCCI STORE IN CHICAGO WAS THE CLOSEST I'VE EVER FELT TO HOME."

"I DON'T EVEN LISTEN TO RAP. MY APARTMENT IS TOO NICE TO LISTEN TO RAP IN. I HAVE TO BE IN A WAY MORE GRIMEY ENVIRONMENT TO TURN ANY RAP MUSIC ON."

"I'M LIKE A TREE, I FEED THE BRANCHES OF THE PEOPLE."