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Master Cat

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You will do as I say. 

You are under my command. 

You will go into the kitchen cabinets 

and you will open 2 cans of Whiskas. 

You will heat them and leave them in my quarters. 

Please don't make too much noise. 

I will be watching Animal Planet.