Dear Gerald:
My daughter has started to show signs that she wants the "cure." I don't know how this happened. I told her how bad the cure was and how love is a right that shouldn't be taken away, yet she still won't listen. HELP!
-Penny Gergelsmith
Dear Penny:
I have an idea on how to remind your daughter how bad the cure really is. Try telling a story on how the cure changes who you are or say it makes you crazy. Maybe try introducing her to a guy. You could also try hypnotism. Just do something along those lines and I'm sure she will be fine.
-Gerald
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