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Computers can control your mind!

Featured Article

A mom was devastated  last night when she found 17 year old Fargas Waters dead in his room from a gaming accident. Police haven't released what killed him in his gaming accident, but we will let you know as soon as possible.

Movie Review

The movie Brain Jack is about a 17 year old bot Sam and his best friend also 17 Fargas. They hack into a huge company to get there latest product Nero-headsets and computers. Soon after the Teleamerica stuff came in the mail Fargas got addicted to the games and soon passed away.

Castings:

Sam-Lee Pace                                    Fargas-Evan Peters 

Dodge-Charlie Hunnam                            Gummy-Olivia Munn  

Gordon-Dave Bautista                              Kiwi- Christian Bale

Agent Tyler-Matthew Mclonaoghey

Zombie-Josh Hutcherson

Swamp witch-Carrie Fisher

Vienna-Shailene Woodley                  Jagared-Nicholas Hault

Ursula-Siri

Wordon-Dylan o' Brien

Sams mom- Jessica Chastsain

Ratface-Bereaict Cumberbatch

Advice Column

Dear Carilon,

How do you avoid a guy you are around everyday?

SIncerely worried teen

Dear Worried,

If you need to avoid the guy then ignore him. When he walks in the room you walk out, when he talks to you just walk away, When he calls you over ignorehim,ect. hopfully he will get the idea, but you never know because guys are pretty clueless.

sincerily Carilon

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we are looking for someone that has experience with computers and actually knows what they are doing. If you are interested in the job offering please contact us to set up a interview @ 1800-962-8576 or at my email [email protected]

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