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Funny Jokes
Q) Why was cookie sad?
A) Because his mom was a wafer so long
Q) What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A) Put it on my bill!
Q) Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A) Because he was feeling crumbly.
Q) What did the duck say to the comedian?
A) You quack me up!
Q) What did the excited gardener do when spring finally came?
A) She wet her plants.
Q) What do ghosts ride at amusement parks?
A) A roller ghoster.
Q) Where would you find flying rabbits?
A) In the hare force.
Q) What happens when frogs park illegally?
A) They get toad.
Q) Whats brown and sticky?
A) A stick.
Q) What's an astronauts favorite board game?
A) Moon-opoly.
Q) I have six eyes, two mouths, and three ears, what am I?
A) Ugly.
Q) Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
A) In case they get a hole-in-one.
Q) What do you call a man that never toots in public?
A) A private tutor.
My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
Q) How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) A Brazilian.
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Q) What kind of bagel can fly?
A) A plain bagel.
Q) Where do animals go when their tails fall off?
A) The retail store.
Q) Why can’t your hear a Pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
A) Because the “P” is silent.
Q) What do you call a cow with no legs?
A) Ground beef.
Q) How does a train eat?
A) It goes chew, chew.
Q) What's the best thing about Switzerland?
A) I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
