HORROR BARBECUE

Oh Kim, I don't really care for your TV show or any of the products you sell. I'm a dude that doesn't shower for a week at a time. So, I don't really care about reality world, because the real reality world stinks and has pimples and blackheads.

But, I couldn't help to notice you filed for divorce right on Halloween! I really feel sorry for your hubby man; I mean damn...what kind of horror story is that for him? Apparently you dumped him because he was lazy. Ah, what did you really expect? He plays basketball...he's a young dude and your married. He got the golden ass, perfect reason to be lazy. He must of felt like he was on top of the mountains, literally. :-)

Anyway, I've compiled a list of costumes Kim KardASSian has worn over the years. I felt it was only the right thing to do. This isn't just a day of ghosts, ghouls and treats. It's a day for single men all over the world to rejoice in the possibly of apple bobbing with you. Well, considering you think a professional athlete is broke...the rest of us can just sort of use fantasies. I'm not speaking for myself though, I prefer women sort of opposite of you.

I have nothing against what you have built; I'm just against what you represent. I have met you before when you first started. I know you’re a good person. But, I just don't trust the girls that look up to you. Because if you think an athlete is broke and can't keep up with your socialite lifestyle, that just might make it harder for regular dudes to keep their high maintenance girlfriends happy.