A Not So Royal Message from Prince William
I'm surprised you fat Americans got up extra early to see our elitist royal wedding. You're too stupid to know that our bloodline have treated people like the peasants they are. This used to happen a lot before people knew they were free thinking beings. Maybe some of your poor ancestry kissed our families royal boots at one point. You know, before they all moved to America. We aren't really that important but some people like to stay slaves.
Thanks for watching - Prince William.