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What is The Black Sheep Movement?
The Story of Larry...
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The Black Sheep Report
Est. 1981
The Black Sheep Movement Presents:
Start A Movement. Save the World.
Do you have a moment? I'd like to tell you how The Black Sheep Movement began......
Our humble beginnings start off like any other happy story, "Once Upon a time..."
"....in a land far, far, away. There lived a very handsome man named LARRY! (Say, "Hi Larry")
Now Larry was the most handsome of men in all the land. (that's not saying much) But poor little Larry, he had this problem that plagued him day and night....
He tried feverishly to remedy this problem, but to no avail. It had even gotten to the point where he couldn't sleep and was awaken every night with the same reoccuring nightmare....BLACK SHEEP...HUNDREDS OF THEM....
With no where else to turn, Larry decided to wake up his wise and intelligent best friend, Barry, to help him solve the Black Sheep Mystery (dum dum dum - - scary movie music)
RING!
RING!!
RING!!!
BARRY
LARRY
Or maybe this is Larry....
...and this is Barry
What Barry revealed to Larry on the phone that night was the Eureka moment Larry needed. No longer was he afraid to dream of black sheep...he now embraced the furry little creatures. Larry was now....(drum roll please).....LORD OF THE BLACK SHEEP
Wanna know what the conversation was about? Just follow the Black Sheep....baa! (yeah, that was kinda corny)
