Coincidence?
A puppy is but a dog, plus high spirits, and minus common sense.
It's simple. We kill the Batman.
Wtf. Cheers to the douchebag.
No love.
Double
standard
y'all
The people have spoken. (demonic voice)
What are you waiting for?
Am I not cute enough?
Nacho Bell Kanye
A typical serving of nacho cheese sauce is 47 g, or about 1.7 oz. A serving of nacho cheese sauce contains 50 calories, which provides 2.5 percent of the daily value for calories. This daily value is based on a standard diet of 2,000 calories per day, according to Fatsecret. A serving of nacho cheese sauce contains 35 calories from fat and 15 calories from carbohydrates.
A serving of nacho cheese sauce provides 4 g of fat, which is 6 percent of the daily value for fat. This fat content consists of 3 g of unsaturated fat and 1 g of saturated fat, which is 5 percent of the daily value of saturated fat. A serving of nacho cheese sauce also has 3 g of carbohydrates, or about 1 percent of the daily value for carbohydrates. Nacho cheese sauce contains no protein.
Nacho cheese sauce is generally a mixture of an easily melted cheese product and pickled jalapenos. Lets see exactly what Kanye West put in his body for this basketball game. Let's go!
Via: Live Strong
If the Supreme Court says that you have the right to consensual (gay) sex within your home, then you have the right to bigamy, you have the right to polygamy, you have the right to incest, you have the right to adultery. You have the right to anything.”
RICK SANTORUM
KNOWS HOW TO MAKE SOFT SERVE HARD.
- Rick Santorum
HEADS UP
IS IT WRONG TO LAUGH AT THIS?
A. No this is horrible. Poor old man!
B. Yes (but you are going to hell)
C. Yes (but you were going to hell anyway)
REMEMBER KIDS:
Oscar voters are 94% white and 77% male
The more you know...the more you grow.
You will do as I say.
You are under my command.
You will go into the kitchen cabinets
and you will open 2 cans of Whiskas.
You will heat them and leave them in my quarters.
Please don't make too much noise.
I will be watching Animal Planet.
Drowning
in discounts baby!
Take a good
look at cool.
you fool.
A study out of Harvard University has discovered the secret to being cool.
Setting yourself apart from your peers is the answer to eternal 'hipness'.
Whether it's your taste in music, fashion, books or movies, what you do is hip as long as no one else is doing it at the same time.
Secret To
Being Cool?
Via: Yahoo
TOO
COOL
Someone that is too busy for you. Doesn't deserve you. Someone that won't drive an extra hour doesn't deserve an extra minute of your time.
LOVE LESSONS
This is how I feel
tonight...
(so leave me alone!)