Magazine Posts
Table of Contents
Photo Essays from 7th graders
Onomatopeia from 6th Graders
Limmericks from 6th graders
There once was a man named Bob
who was a big slob
He went down town
To rent a huge clown
And that became his very first job
There once was a girl named Sally
Who had a best friend named Ally
They sang all the time
They bet for a dime
Who could kiss Mr.McNally.
-Skye P.
There once was a girl named Jordan
She hated her basketball warden
She made a plan
Involving a clam
Then her disgust towards him shortened.
-Alanis A.
There once was a guy named Dan
Who jumped hard on a can
He then hit his head
And placed himself in a bed
Poor Dan had a short life span
-Stefania S.There once was a girl named Mary
Who was always very scary
People ran away
She just wanted to play
Now she lives in a cemetery
-Angelica G.
There once was a boy named Joe
Who really liked to bite his toe
He went to the lagoon
With a walking balloon
And ended some kind of show.
-Aime H.
There once was a young fellow named Hall
Who often would fall
He hated to trip
But always would flip
Then hit himself on the brickwall.
-Emmanuel G.
There once was a guy named Chase
Who had a big blue case
He found it in March
On his way to the Arch
It was thrown from a bike race.
-Edwin H.
There once was a person named Mike
Who loved to ride his bike
One day he rode into a mat
with socks on his hat
and he now prefers to hike.
~Ernest R.
There once was a girl named Dora
Who loved her crazy friend Nora
They gossiped all day
Till the sky was gray
Racing home and rocking to Pandora.
~Dania C.
There once was a girl named Sandy
who ate some strange candy
some made out of toe nails
some made of lizard’s scales
when she was hungry they came in handy
There once was a girl named Jenny
Who was looking for a penny
She found a log
that contained a dog
So then she named her dog Lenny -Jenny F.There once was a girl named May
Who had an exceptionally crappy day
She slugged to her house
Then wailed to her spouse
“Why does it have to be this way?”