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7th Grade Parodies

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Snake

Stranger,murderer

chokes,bites,constricts

hunter,predator,lizard,reptile

bites,chomps,fishes

chomper,fisher

               Crocodile

- Brandon R.


Chupacabra

Tall,Bloody-sucking

Running,Eating,Hunting

Dog, Human, Myth, Story

Sneaking,Hiding,Killing

Terrifying,Brutal

Legend

-Leslie O.


This is just to say


I have eaten

the huevos rancheros

that were in

the refrigerator


and which you were probably

saving

for dinner


forgive me it was really good

so delicious

and so tasty.

-Jocelyn R.


This is just to say


I have killed

the fish

that you asked me

to care for


an which you probably

fed it

loved


forgive me

it was

so much work

and so boring.

-Gloria M.


This is just to Say


I have eaten

the pizza

that was in

the fridge


and which

you were probably

saving

for lunch


forgive me I was hungry

so tasty

and so good.

-Xavier R.

This is just to say


I have eaten

the hot chips

that were

in your room


and which you were probably

saving

for the field trip


forgive me

they were so irresistible

so spicy

and so yummy.

-Leslie O.


this is just to say
I have entered
the fast food restaurant
that was
at the end of the street
and which
you were probably
entering
for mcchickens
forgive me
they were yummy
so tasty
and so delicious.
-Yvette A.


This is just to say 
I have eaten
the pizza
thats was in
the kitchen table
and which
you were probably
saving
for school
Forgive me
it was so delicious
so cheesy
and so perfect
-Melissa A.

This is Just to say…
This is just to say
I have eaten the last three cookies
that it was in the refrigerator
and which
you were probably
saving
for saturday
Forgive me
it was tasty
so crunchy
and so yummy.
 -Ivan