Happy Bootyween!
Oh Kim, I don't really care for your TV show or any of the products you sell. I'm a dude that doesn't shower for a week at a time. So, I don't really care about reality world, because the real reality world stinks and has pimples and blackheads.
But, I couldn't help to notice you filed for divorce right on Halloween! I really feel sorry for your hubby man; I mean damn...what kind of horror story is that for him? Apparently you dumped him because he was lazy. Ah, what did you really expect? He plays basketball...he's a young dude and your married. He got the golden ass, perfect reason to be lazy. He must of felt like he was on top of the mountains, literally. :-)
Anyway, I've compiled a list of costumes Kim KardASSian has worn over the years. I felt it was only the right thing to do. This isn't just a day of ghosts, ghouls and treats. It's a day for single men all over the world to rejoice in the possibly of apple bobbing with you. Well, considering you think a professional athlete is broke...the rest of us can just sort of use fantasies. I'm not speaking for myself though, I prefer women sort of opposite of you.
I have nothing against what you have built; I'm just against what you represent. I have met you before when you first started. I know you’re a good person. But, I just don't trust the girls that look up to you. Because if you think an athlete is broke and can't keep up with your socialite lifestyle, that just might make it harder for regular dudes to keep their high maintenance girlfriends happy.
I think it's sad and funny. I think its an amplifer of what is happening in America. People get dumber and dumber and get caught up in the moment, once the moment is gone they want to end it and not fight to keep things going. It's all about a special day. A day to wear a mask and get attention. Kinda like Halloween. I might be getting too deep. I really just did put these pictures together because Kim is hot...and I know it will bring in thousands of hits to this post. That's the only reason. See, I can be selfish and self centered too. Happy Halloween you worthless much, that I love!!
It was once thought that witches turn into cats to avoid capture from the witch hunters. Just sayin'
Look it's PrinAss Beauty and Captain Ass Sparrow. Looking good!!
Uh-oh, Kim was Poision Ivy this year. I wonder how Kris Humphries feels about that? I never knew of anyone in the middle of a divorce that gets this dressed up for Halloween. Wow, time to be sad? Nope!
Everyone loves Snow White, where's the witches apple? For Kim, the bad apple is marriage.
What a wonder, a wonder indeed. Happy Hallo, ween.
This Jasmine would never date a street rat with no money. Kim wants what that fool to have billions in wishes.
Idiot Mistakes Moon for UFO
Police in Hertfordshire, south of London, were stunned after the man called earlier this month saying: "There's something flying over our house, it's coming towards me now, with lights blazing.
"I don't know what the hell it is, it's not an airplane, but it's hovering."
But not long after describing the mystery craft to police and hanging up, the man sheepishly rang back.
"I made a mistake," the caller admitted.
"I thought I saw something that was really strange and it wasn't actually … You won't believe this, it's the moon."
Herefordshire police have released the bizarre phone call to remind people not block emergency service phone lines during the busy Halloween weekend.
A British man called emergency services in panic to report a UFO hovering in the sky, only to ring back minutes later after realising it was only the moon.
Via: MSN
"Design and user experience is the new intellectual property."
-Ron Conway Startup School 2011
Photo via preona
What's the coolest thing to do for Halloween?
Visit SLEEPY
HOLLOW!
For a really long time I've wanted to visit the township of Sleepy Hollow, NY. I’ve always wanted to do it more so around Halloween. Maybe I'm a geek but I’ve wanted to check out the famous Headless Horseman statue, the mysterious grave site of a person actually named Ichabod Crane, the creepy Headless Horseman bridge and other interesting attractions. Below I put a few local facts about the town which I will visit this weekend to celebrate All Hallows Eve!
Local Facts:
Images: Neil Fein
Via: Wiki
Learn More:
Make sure to visit the Sleepy Hollow town website to find out what's happening this Halloween weekend. - SleepyHollow.gov
Coincidence?
"Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude."
- Thomas Jefferson
I don't have to say anything, if your parents are from a Spanish speaking country, you grew up with this...whether you liked it or not.
Spring 2012 collection (Kate Spade) featuring prints by australian artist florence broadhurst.
PETRA COLLINS
Petra Collins is a photographer and visual artist currently living and working in Toronto, Canada.
Via: Petra Collins
A little makeup goes a long way for Zombie Boy.
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the rabbit hole of the interwebs will make you end up in some magical eye experiences.
I got 99 cookies cuz a bitch ate one.
Reincarnation:
Chris Farley, Welcome back!
Broke Back
Washington
Gay Life in the 1990's White House
The front of his shirt was emblazoned with a grammatically incorrect message: "NO REAL THAN YOU ARE." The name "Ego Leonard" was written on the back of his shirt.
Initially, some wondered if the Lego Man was a publicity stunt put on by Legoland, which recently opened a new theme park in Orlando.
But a spokeswoman for the company said that Legoland takes no credit for the stunt and is not behind it. "I wish we could say we did it, it was a brilliant guerrilla PR stunt," said Julie Estrada, the spokeswoman. A more likely explanation is that it's all part of an anonymous Dutch artist's experiment.
Google "Ego Leonard," and you'll find he has his own website, written in Dutch with some English translation.
"I am here to discover and learn about your world and thoughts," he writes. "Show me all the beautiful things that are there to admire and experience in your world. Let’s become friends, share your story with me, take me with you on a journey through beautiful meadows, words, sounds and gestures." --- Keep reading this article
The Lego Man's arrival in America was like something out of a 3-year-old's dream.
The 8-foot-tall, 100-pound fiberglass statue that resembles the little plastic guys that come in a Lego set was discovered bobbing gently in ankle-deep surf at the Siesta Key Beach in Florida, just before dawn on Tuesday.
How and why did a huge Lego Man find its way to a Florida Beach?
Via: LA Times
A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. -Arnold Haultain
