"Life is like a shit sandwich, the more bread you have the less shit you have to eat."
BABES
Gotta love pretty girls with some tattoos and some with not. This is a toast to pretty women everywhere!
...and I know most women don't like to be called babes...but that's why I titled this post that. Because, I love to get women angery. Makes them more sexy...and some women can lie...but most of them like to be angry toward a man. It shows he's not a wimp and will say whatever is on his mind. Women love that.
So, I don't ever have to say sorry unless I did something truly wrong. Women are wonderful because if you are sincere and always ask for forgiveness...if your not a complete asshole a woman will give you another chance. Unlike men...it's not all about looks to women. A fat guy can get a beautiful and smart woman....based on his confidence and pushing to be a better man. I'm not talking about gold digging women or evil women. I'm talking about the creative, smart and caring women that most men look for.
Don't ever think the good women aren't out there. Believe that they are there. If you had shitty wine all of your life...that doesn't mean theres a cellar with some great wine right under your nose. Guys might complain that women have issues and can never make up their minds. Some of that might be true...but we can love them for their imperfections as we hope they love us for ours. So, this is a toast to the mysterious beings with long hair and curves....we toast to you for being different from us and for being the makers of life....and making life more interesting and enjoyable for men.
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Herman Cain Sings John Lennon
Sort of...
Back in 1991 Mr. Cain was CEO of Godfathers Pizza. The video below just hit viral status on the internet. While you think Cain will start singing a gospel song...he goes for Lennon instead. Well...sort of...if you throw some Lennons on your pizza.
Scuba Diver Bath Plug-
If you have an unfulfilled dream of becoming a scuba driver than you can somewhat lessen your love by taking this artificial scuba driver into your tub.
Stylish Drain Plugs
Time to step your bathtub game up. This isn't your grandma's house. Here are some great examples of new and improved drain plugs that are funny and stylish.
Streamline Soap Boat and Tub Plug –
Wanna see the boat sailing while bathing then you should go for it. This is expensive somewhat but you can pay for it on the behalf that it adds extreme pleasure in your bath tub.
HELP! Drain Stopper-
It’s a hand needing help and you will love to hold its hand as it’s the most beautiful and funny hand you can ever see.
Suicide Bathtub Plug-
Dangerous intentions yet a lovely plastic man who seems to commit suicide is very helpful in making your mood funny.
Keep reading this article. Via: Odd Stuff Magazine
"Crackhead"
Introducing the limited edition Crackhead Barbie. Sold exclusively at back alleys, cheap motels and at Halfway houses everywhere! (Dirty ashtray sold separately)
Adam Fuss Medusa, from the series 'Home and the World', 2010 Unique gelatin silver print photogram 241.3 x 137.2 cm Courtesy the Artist and Xavier Hufkens, Brussels
ADAM
FUSS
Mike Matas, a former Human Interface Designer at Apple (now works for Facebook), posted these images last week on his Facebook account, showing Steve Jobs having fun with photo filters. Think different people!
Steve Jobs Enjoyed Photo Filters
A series of photos Steve took in the office testing Photo Booth filters in 2005. Rest in Peace.
1980's Halloween...
where your mom draws a spider that looks like a cockroach for your Spider Man costume.
Via: DefytheGray
Show Me Your Friends, And I'll Tell You Who You Are
Never put up with a bitchy date.
- The Nice Guy Committee
Via: Esty
Here’s a quick and easy tutorial that’ll teach you a cool method of transferring a photo print (black and white or color) onto a block of wood.
All you’ll need (aside from the photo and wood) is some gel medium and Mod Podge. You’ll want to use prints made with some kind of laser printer or copier rather than an ink printer.
Via: PetaPixel
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Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
- Mark Twain
(CBS) - We rarely post random photos from Reddit, but when we do it's because we discovered something genius.
This clever photo was posted today on the social bookmarking community's sub-Reddit, /r/gaming. Simply titled "She's got me figured out," the photo is of a list of chores that only a Grand Theft Auto fan could appreciate.
Posted by Redditor ElMangosto, the chores are from his girlfriend and written out like a GTA-style mission called "No Dinner, Mo' Problems." The list has things like, "Collect 8oz Fontina from grocery store" and "Take car to wash to shake the cops." We salute this woman for her hilarious spin on a typical to-do list. Talk about creative communication.
Hey, ElMangosto. We hope you finished your mission because the reward seems pretty awesome.
Via: CBS News
