What's the difference between a
Democrat and Republican?
Democrats:
Republicans:
Like to help the poor with handouts because they think they are too stupid to do anything on their own.
Like to help the rich because they think they are compassionate enough to help the poor with jobs they don't want to give.
Politics 101
Image: Zarious
Did you know:
Dudes only tell chicks they got blue balls to make them feel guilty for not getting any.
It's true, ladies next time a guy says this to you know its a hoax and punch them in the face.
BLU BAWLS
"Face-Time"
Oil on canvas (2012)
I've been doing cartoon based drawings with india ink for the past year. This is my first attempt at this new form of painting for me. It's a mixture of expressionism and cartoon imagery from my childhood. I stopped painting women in the traditional sense and started using something more playful and nostalgic to pull new viewers into some of the same type of issues and themes I’ve been experimenting with for the past 5 years.
Kiki Valdes
CAN'T WAIT
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The Walt Disney Studios has announced a release date for Marvel Studios' sequel to the blockbusterCaptain America: The First Avenger on April 4, 2014.
The second installment will pick-up where the highly anticipated Marvel's The Avengers (May 4, 2012) leaves off, as Steve Rogers continues his affiliation with Nick Fury and S.H.I.E.L.D and struggles to embrace his role in the modern world. |
Via: Super Hero Hype
Kim Kardashian finally admitted what everybody already knew: that she is a “hairy Armenian”. The declaration was made so the reality TV star would gain more authority in a recent beauty product lawsuit. Radiant sued Kim last November because she falsely claimed that TRIA, a home laser hair-removal system from a different company, was better.
I honestly never thought someone would pay attention to everything Kim Kardashian and co say in their reality TV shows. Clearly, I was wrong for the Armenian star was called to court after claiming that the company she represents, TRIA, produces the best hair removal laser tool. The rival company, Radiant, filed lawsuit against the hairy brunette on accounts of false advertising.
Radiant spokespersons declared that Kim encouraged people to use TRIA’s product because it is the only laser tool on the market to completely remove hair from all over the body. As opposed to Kim’s claims, product specifications clearly show that the hair removal tool is not good for the face, head, ears, neck, nipples, genitals or anus.
That is not all; Kim also said that people who use TRIA don’t need razors or shaving cream to remove hair. Radiant, on the other hand, disagrees because TRIA’s instructions note the fact that the product has to be used in concert with shaving. Given Kim’s false declarations, Radiant asks the Kardashian sister to put an end to this false advertising and compensate them for unspecified damages.
During her most recent appearance in court, Kim reassured judges that everything she said about TRIA’s product was absolutely true. In fact, her product review was based entirely on her personal experience. She then, added “Being Armenian and hairy, I thought [TRIA] was the perfect product”.
Kim: "I'm A Hairy Armenian"
Image: Freak News
Via: Daily Gossip
Can't get enough of Bridget Blonde. Her blog is dope too. She updates it like crazy with quality pictures. Always getting you to want more. She's good at that.
You can check out what I'm talking about right here.
BLONDIE
Kicking cravings is all about discipline and goals. I usually always keep a snack of some sort with me (almonds, fruit and nut trail mix, LUNA bar, etc) and some water or coconut water…just in case i start to starve and a meal isn’t in my near future.
I wish i could eat burgers everyday but unfortunately i have to eat a semi-healthy diet to maintain my figure the way i like it.
if you want something bad enough you will do what it takes to have it…even if you can only have one burger and one slice of yummy cake a week. the pay off from your hard work and discipline are way more satisfying then the over-stuffed feeling you get after taking down a whole delicious burger and fries!!! i promise!!!
BRIDGET ON KICKING A CRAVING.
Stupid Human Quotes
"Is it a violation of the House rule wherein members are not permitted to make disparaging references to the President of the United States?"
Todays Pick: Debbie Wasserman Schutlz
Honorable Mention:
"Aren't we at the point where the closer we get to chaos, the more concern that there should be about coming to the table and compromising with Democrats? This is not leadership. This is almost like dictatorship."
This maniac probably had the most kills out of any horror movie villian alive!
Friday the 13th - NONE Mrs. Voorhees is the killer
Friday the 13th 2 - 9 kills
Friday the 13th 3 - 12 kills
Friday the 13th 4 - 13 kills
Friday the 13th 5 - NONE Roy is the killer
Friday the 13th 6 - 18 kills
Friday the 13th 7 - 16 kills
Friday the 13th 8 - 19 kills
Friday the 13th 9 (Jason Goes To Hell)- 21 kills, by Jason's soul in other peoples bodies
Jason X - 28 kills *confirmed*
So in all Jason gets 154 kills. That's a hell of a lot!
HOW MANY JASON
KILLS TOTAL?
Via: Fun Trivia
"Life is a preparation for the future; and the best preparation for the future is to live as if there were none."
- Albert Einstein
We Need A
revolution
Whoa, I gotta get me one of these. I think every 5 year old kid use to run around the house thinking they were Spiderman. Now, you can actually do it as an adult and look half crazy. This Spiderman hoodie is an officially licensed, full zippered Spiderman hooded sweatshirt. These Spiderman hoodies have been screen printed with classic artwork featuring an official Spiderman image on the front. These Spiderman hoodies are usually made from heavyweight 9oz. cotton zippered hooded sweatshirt blanks for warmth, comfort and quality.
Spider Man Hoodie!
Via: Stylin Online
Rock a Spidey Hoodie bro!
FLY CHICKS
Sometimes, most times you can't get enough of the fly...
Furniture and instrument builder Charles Lushear (Venice, CA) built a beautiful and fully functionalNES Controller Coffee Table out of wood. He used the natural hues of mahogany, maple, and walnut wood in place of the original black, gray and red motif. Does someone have too much time on their hands? You be the judge. ;-)
NES
Coffee Table
Source: Make Zine
Muppet
Flip Flops
Havaianas has stepped it up and released these awesome flip flops with Muppets most famous characters. These black pair for men are only $26 on the Havaiana's store website. Check them out!! Via: Havaianas
A woman who went looking for love ended up looking for a missing wallet and iPhone after a bad blind date.
It happened at a Lower East Side bar on Friday, March 9, 2012.The New York City Police Department says the 50-year-old woman went on a date with the man after meeting him on the internet.
They say after leaving him at the subway station at 2nd Ave. and E. Houston St., the woman noticed that her wallet and iPhone were missing.
The sticky-fingered Casanova was described as a black man, 25-30 years old, 6'1" and approximately 165 pounds. The victim says the man had corn rows.
Police released a photo of the suspect in hopes that someone can identify him, and supply his real name. He told his date his name was Hayden.
GO ON A BLIND DATE
GET ROBBED!
It gets lonely in the big city. So lonely and busy that women and men are starting to flock over to dating sites in droves. It's hard out there, last thing you want is to get robbed from your blind date. Crazy! Story is from MyFoxNY.com -
We are the rebels.
They call us the Rebel Alliance.
and we are voting RON PAUL.
Funny Little Kid
LETTERS
Ha, these are so funny they almost have to be fake. Okay, that or I just haven't had kids yet so I don't know the extremely hilarious and borderline threatening letters children can write. Here are a small group of funny letters kids wrote to their parents and relatives.
Some Good Ones:
Dear tooth fairy,
I lost my tooth on 23rd of October. Now it is Nov 12. I lost my tooth in pizza. I lost both today. You owe me $1.00. Not to be hard but I need money.
Annisa
And:
Never put nature aside for ‘telivision’. You burned my feelings today. And I am warning you never to do what you did today again.
Via: Mehreenkasana
An illegal
alien since
1979
